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In the Premier League, Chelsea put Manchester United to the sword at Stamford Bridge, two goals to nil, with Lisandro Martinez sent off to leave ten men chasing shadows. The result cranks up the heat on manager Michael Carrick, whose side now look increasingly rudderless in the early going of the season.
Staying in England, Brighton pulled off something remarkable at the Etihad, beating Manchester City one-nil to claim their first away league win at that ground. City drop back-to-back Premier League matches, and Brighton climb to third, which tells you everything about where the power in this league actually sits right now.
Across to cricket, and Pakistan are tri-series champions after a stunning chase in Lahore. Fakhar Zaman, battling a knee injury and shaky recent form, walked out and delivered one hundred and twenty seven runs to haul his side past Sri Lanka's total of three hundred and twenty five. Three wickets to spare, and Pakistan take the title on home soil.
That's your play-by-play. Sports Desk, back to the booth.
