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In the DFB-Pokal first round, Bundesliga heavyweights VfB Stuttgart travel to take on third division FC Hansa Rostock, and Stuttgart will be hungry to build on last season's cup momentum. Rostock will fancy themselves as giant-killers on home soil, but the gap in quality is steep and Stuttgart should have too much firepower to be troubled here.
Over in Madrid, José Mourinho is navigating a congested schedule with a stripped-down squad heading to Barcelona to face Espanyol. Endrick and Aurélien Tchouameni are both confirmed out for the trip, significant absences that will test Mourinho's depth and tactical flexibility as Real Madrid try to stay sharp across all competitions early in the campaign.
And speaking of Madrid, Bernardo Silva's official presentation at the Bernabeu turned heads for entirely the wrong reasons after the club's announcement video went sideways on social media. Erling Haaland apparently found the whole thing hilarious, and honestly the internet agreed with him. Not exactly the grand unveiling Real Madrid had in mind for their marquee summer signing.
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