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Kansas City is in damage control mode after a stunning Week seven collapse against Seattle. Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs didn't just lose, they made the kind of history nobody wants, putting up numbers historically bad for a franchise that's spent years rewriting the record books in the right direction.
Meanwhile in Baltimore, the Ravens handed the NFL something it apparently hasn't seen in more than seventy-five years, a second-half meltdown so complete, so thorough, that historians had to dust off the archives just to find a comparison. Lamar Jackson's crew had it, and then they absolutely did not have it.
And speaking of teams in freefall, Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie decided the best medicine for a struggling Philadelphia season was inducting himself into the team's own Hall of Fame. Yes, himself. The man who signs the checks also apparently signs the plaques, announcing his own enshrinement right in the middle of a rough stretch, which is either bold self-confidence or the most spectacular lack of self-awareness we've seen from an NFL owner in recent memory.
That's your play-by-play. Sports Desk, back to the booth.
