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Bill Ackman has made sweeping changes to Pershing Square's portfolio, creating two new sources of capital to deploy across the fund. The overhaul signals a deliberate repositioning by one of Wall Street's most closely watched activists, and investors will be parsing every line of those disclosures for clues about where Ackman sees opportunity heading into the back half of the year.

Shifting to retirement planning, fresh data on IRA balances heading into two thousand twenty six offers a useful benchmark for savers at every stage. The numbers break down average and median balances by age across both traditional and Roth accounts, and the gap between the two figures is telling — a reminder that a small number of large balances can pull the average well above what most households actually hold.

And in a story drawing real attention online, Johns Hopkins professor Steve Hanke says he has no problem with students using artificial intelligence to cheat, because he claims he can spot it every time. Hanke calls himself an old fox, flagging cases where a student's submitted work simply doesn't match their demonstrated knowledge or writing ability in class. It's a candid window into how academia is navigating the AI moment.

That's the tape. Markets Desk, signing off the floor.

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