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An artificial intelligence agent named Luna, running a San Francisco retail store for Andon Labs, has fired a human employee for the first time. The Anthropic-powered system manages the store autonomously, though reports indicate Luna required nudging and reminders of its own policies before pulling the trigger. It's a pointed signal of where agentic AI is heading in the real economy.

Shifting to the broader conversation around education and labor, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is making the case that four years of college may simply be too long given how quickly the world is changing. Altman, who left Stanford after two years, says he has no regrets and believes the traditional model needs a hard look as AI reshapes what skills actually matter in the workforce.

And on the markets side, a cautionary data point worth sitting with: a recent survey found that sixty-four percent of young men who day trade describe themselves as feeling like failures. The numbers suggest that the dopamine-driven trading culture, turbocharged by social media, is extracting a real psychological toll alongside the financial one. Patience and diversification remain the unsexy but durable answer.

That's the tape. Markets Desk, signing off the floor.

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