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OpenAI is racing to close what would be one of the largest private funding rounds in history, targeting thirty billion dollars at a pre-money valuation of one point two five trillion dollars, with signatures expected by end of next week. The deal would further cement the company's dominance in the AI infrastructure race, even as internal turbulence continues — the company this week fired three safety researchers over mishandling of sensitive information shared in private Signal chats, raising fresh questions about governance at the world's most valuable AI startup.

Shifting to capital flows, wealthy Chinese nationals are accelerating the movement of offshore assets into U.S. bank accounts as Beijing tightens its tax enforcement apparatus. Bankers and lawyers describe demand as having genuinely gathered pace, reflecting a broader anxiety among China's affluent class about the reach of domestic regulators into wealth held abroad.

And on the equity rotation front, it's worth noting that not a single member of the so-called Magnificent Seven has ranked among the S&P five hundred's top performers over the past thirteen weeks. Energy, not technology, has been generating the strongest returns — a reminder that narrative and price action don't always move in the same direction.

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